You know, today might be a big day for couples. At least, the pairs that feel it necessary to take a day to show how loved someone is rather than showing it every day BUT I DIGRESS.

Tomorrow is the special day for all us single people. Candy hearts and candy everything red-pink-white-heart-shaped will be HALF OFF. That is going to be one LOVE(ly) sugar rush. Who's with me? I mean, we can't obviously go tonight because that's when they pump up the prices for all those suckers who forgot but tomorrow? Tomorrow, my friends, we dine on the love so rich that we dare not speak its name lest it be ripped from our ribs and bellies.

I speak, of course, of CONVERSATION HEARTS.